Look, it's not that I'm paranoid, or particularly value my privacy or anything. In fact, I've been raised on the internet, where I have come to believe that there really is no such thing, particularly with a name as unique as mine. That said, though, I am also not a public figure really, and I think it only fair that I be allowed to keep some things to myself (like my name, address, or phone number).
That said, you can contact me:
I don't use twitter, though I could probably be persuaded to if my e-fame exploded into prominence.